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• Trump: “Our Economy is Collapsing”

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Trump": “Our Economy is Collapsing”

Donald Trump recently made a statement claiming that our economy is collapsing, and while that may be an exaggeration, it's not entirely untrue. Inflation is indeed out of control, and Russia has joined forces with China. Even more surprisingly, Saudi Arabia has teamed up with Iran.

And let's not forget about the new threat posed by the alliance of China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea. As Trump so rightly pointed out, this destructive alliance would never have existed if he were still president.

But what's truly concerning is the interference of law enforcement in our elections. It's a good thing Trump is speaking up about this issue. Because let's face it, who needs the law when we have Twitter?

So, while we may not be a failed nation, it's clear that we are a nation in decline. But don't worry, folks. As long as we have Trump's sage wisdom and guidance, we'll be just fine. (I think….)

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Catalysts

• Putin says “Russia is to open up constructive partnership with every country

• Alphabet shares rise 1.3% premarket after Google says it’s AI Supercomputer is faster, greener than Nvidia A100 Chip ($GOOGL $NVDA)

• EU Countries likely to clinch deal on chips act on April 18 ($INTC)

• Exxon end drilling campaign in Brazil after failing to find oil ($XOM)

• BOFA Global Research raises Apple’s price objective to $168 from $158 ($AAPL)

• Fedex announce 10% dividend increase ($FDX)

  ADP Report:

  • Pay Growth Inching Down After Three-Month Plateau

  • March Payroll Data One of Several Signals That Economy Is Slowing

  • Employers Are Pulling Back From Year of Strong Hiring

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