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• Elon followed through

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Elon Followed Through

On March 26th 2022, Twitter account @WSBChairman satirically suggested to Elon Musk that he should buy twitter and change the logo to a dog… Specifically, A DOGE. Yesterday, Elon musk followed through with that promise (check out the tweet below).

Okay, this is cool and all, BUT LISTEN UP. $DOGE Market Cap Gained 3.6 Billion USD intraday putting its market cap over $14 Billion USD. To put that into perspective, thats larger than Lufthansa Airlines!

Look, this is kind of ridiculous and I am a little shocked that this is allowed considering, anyone in Elon’s close circle could have known about this and bought millions of dollars worth of $DOGE and immediately banked on it within seconds. Maybe this is why we need crypto regulations.

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• Chinese and Russia governments are meeting and will implement consensus reached by China’s president Xi and Putin— expect talks about trade currencies to come out of this

• The Kremlin stated that “The expansion of NATO is an assault on our security and Russia’s national interests” — Finland is officially joining NATO today

• Judge rules no video will be allowed inside the courtroom for former Pres. Trump’s arraignment. $DWAC

• Australia is the last member of the secretive Five Eyes security alliance to pursue a government TikTok ban, joining its allies the United States, Britain, Canada and New Zealand

• Apple to Eliminate a Small Number of Corporate Retail Jobs and Positions in Development and Preservation Team

• Biden Says OPEC+ Production Cut Won’t Be as Bad as You Think

• $MU Says Shipments Not Impacted by China Probe, Says Engineering, Sales Operating as Normal

• $AMC Plans to Increase Total Number of Authorized Shares From 524,173,073 to 550,000,000 and Effectuate a 1-for-10 Reverse Stock

What’s happening tomorrow?

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